So I know this post has nothing to do with anything, but I have to say I DO like Sarah Haskins. I’m not sure why. Once I forced my sister to watch one of her spots about yogurt and at the end, not even mildly amused, she asked, “So . . . is she making fun of this stuff or what?”
Me: “Uh, yeah, maybe. Well . . . I don’t know.”
Her: “Because a lot of women love yogurt.”
Me: “I guess.”
Her: “Seriously, they do. I don’t know any men who eat yogurt at all.”
Me: “Well, I don’t love yogurt.”
Her: “Yes you do. You practically forced Ron and me to eat your yogurt.”
Me: “Oh yeah.”
Her: “You probably have yogurt in your fridge right now.”
Me: “Shut up! It’s expired! It doesn’t count!”
Anyway, yogurt fetishes aside, here’s another gem.
02
Apr
Update: Josie’s husband, Jody, eats yogurt! I saw it with my own eyes!